Sunday 9 February 2020

Online Dating – Sex on the First Date?



People ask me, “Why are you single? You’re attractive, intelligent and creative"? My reply is “I’m overqualified.”
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Online dating is a great source of humour for me! Just when you think that it could possibly work, you’ve got to laugh!

I received a nice little note from a gentleman. He was nice looking, had a good job and hobbies – pretty normal and stable and was looking for a long term relationship. We exchanged lots of emails and then we decided to talk. This is when they usually disappear because online dating scammers are "always out of town"! Well, this one didn’t disappear; he talked and talked. And he was funny and smart.

We were planning to meet for coffee, but this is when it got weird. He was going to come up to my neighbourhood for coffee – good. But he wanted to meet after dinner – a little strange. But it got stranger… He kept talking about how after coffee, I could kidnap him and take him home! I still didn’t clue in that he was serious! The kidnap talk didn’t go away, it started to dominate the conversations. Finally, I said that I wasn’t going to kidnap him, and I had no intention of having sex with him the first time I met him. He was not delighted with me!

It truly never occurred to me that having coffee with an unknown person could be expected as a sex partner. But, you learn something every day.

I must be part squirrel, I attract all the nuts.
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Geri