Did you know line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom?
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I recently had the pleasure of seeing “A Chorus Line” in
Stratford. It’s a magnificent production! In fact it’s much better than the
show that was staged in Toronto a few years back. Do go see it if you can.
As
everyone was settling into their seats, there was an announcement over the
public address system that the run time of the show was two hours, there would
be no intermission and anyone leaving during the show would not be permitted re-entry.
This very innocuous statement put fear into the hearts of this audience, or as in
this case, their bladders. In a nanosecond there was widespread fear about what
would they do if they couldn’t “hold it” for two hours. Collectively the
audience rose from their seats and scurried to the nearest washroom for one
last tinkle. And contrary to what you might think, there seemed to be an equal
number of panic stricken men.
Let’s be honest, hundreds of people didn’t collectively need
to use the toilet. It was the power of suggestion. The mere suggestion that
they couldn’t use the toilet was enough to command a visit to the washroom.
Whether or not anyone donated a few drops will remain unknown but most of them
tried.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without
thinking “I may as well pee while I’m here”.
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Make someone smile today.
Geri
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