Monday, 20 February 2017

How I Learned to Respect the Flush Toilet

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet.
Rachael Ray

Toilets are things we take for granted (unless they stop working). They’re also the subject of a lot of frat-boy humour. No one needs instructions on how to operate a flush toilet; the process is simple. We go into a cubicle (some are tiny and some are spacious), lock the door, hope for toilet paper (preferably 2-ply), flush, wash our hands and exit.

Quite frankly I haven’t given the flush toilet a second thought since the last time I encountered a squatter in Turkey (not a happy day). I recently spent a joyful trip sailing in the Bahamas with friends who are the proud owners of a 43-foot Jeanneau. Everything on a boat is very compact including the bathroom which makes airplane bathrooms seem spacious by comparison. A toilet on a boat is called a head because back in the day of sailing ships the toilet area for the regular sailors was placed at the head or bow of the ship. Flushing a toilet on a boat is an interesting process and George was kind enough to give me my training. It’s not just flush and walk away because a head on a boat doesn’t just flush; it macerates. It involves a minimum of 10 plunges in one direction, flipping a lever and another 10 plunges in the other direction. I’ll spare you the details about maceration but in case you’re really interested here’s a YouTube video that shows how it’s done. Never-the-less there is work involved with this humble process.

I was thrilled to find that at the marinas there are spacious washrooms with flush toilets! I availed myself of these modern gifts of technology at every possible occasion and never ceased to revel in the sound of whoosh, as I effortlessly flushed.

Now that I’m a land lubber again, I’m sure the joy of flushing will wear off soon, but in the meantime I have developed a new respect for the flush toilet.

The flush toilet, more than any single invention, has 'civilized' us in a way that religion and law could never accomplish.
Thomas Lynch

Make someone smile today.

Geri


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